1. If all the world's a stage, where do you go to the bathroom?
2. For every hamburger made in the United States, a little boy in Japan goes to bed with a camera.
3. It's not how many times you get knocked down in life that really matters, it's how much money you make.
4. Tis better to have loved and lost than to wind up in prison on a manslaughter conviction.
5. Not all who wander are lost, some are just old.
6. If at first you don't succeed, I told you so.
7. What doesn't kill you will probably require surgery.
8. If guns don't kill people it's because your aim is off.
9. Beauty may only be skin deep, but I'm still not going out with you.
10. You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose while he's awake.
11. In the United States any old idiot can run for president, and almost always wins.
12. I'd love to give you a piece of my mind over matter but you wouldn't get it.
13. Those who say money can't buy happiness don't fully understand money.
14. Do little birds believe that talk is cheep?
15. The bigger they are the harder they are to stuff in a trunk.
